>>13544056I love the vibration under my balls. Makes me feel like a real man. My steel horse a-bucking and a-rumblin beneath my taint
>sniffYa smell that? That's the smell of freedom and raw masculinity. Gasoline and swamp ass. Riding thru the desert for the last 7 days, no showers cuz i ain't no soft woofter. Sitting in mcdonalds using their WiFi, people staring at me cause they haven't seen an alpha male in years. I stare back and they look away first. Hell yeah I'm a badass, best believe it bucko. Truck stop whores pay ME to give them Herpes. Dumb sluts know a big cock when they see it. Cagies are always seething when I cruise in the left lane blasting Black Label Society. Smell my exhaust, fags. This hog don't move for nobody. I grow my beard out because I'm a modern barbarian, a knight charging into battle with society. Smoke meth, shoot heroin, drink heavy, work HARD, play HARD. Millenials don't know the meaning of tough work. Boys whool never be men. I take your girl, I take your mom, I take your grandma. You gonna cry about it? Meet me on the road pussy, I'll make you eat my dust then my gasoline fumes then my boot. Lynyrd skynyrd forever
- Chuck "Hardcase" Ryder, proud VETERAN