>>20845474I was once fucking a girl for over a month and she didn't realize I was intact. She made some joke about intact dicks and I was like, "WTF are you talking about you don't complain about mine" and she was like, "you're circumcised" and I was like, "the fuck I am".
She had only ever seen my dick in sport mode because I popped the top every time we were about to fool around.
TL;DR women are dumb