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You know, religious shitposting aside, if I was the big bad, I'd probably claim to be god and release a desert adventure book myself, claiming that I'm the only salvation you can have.
>Yes, goyim, pledge your soul to an unknown entity, it's the only way to be saved!
Why doesn't christians find this at all suspicious? Why the fuck would you be willing to throw away your soul like that?
