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It's a shame that nu-/pol/ doesn't remember the power of the sun. Solar deities are usually shown to have luscious hair and bright white teeth for a fuckin reason. Take the solar challenge, faggots
>Close your eyes
>Smile at the sun for 5 minutes
>Wipe teeth with white towel
>Post results and watch the thread get locked
It's genuinely that easy. Hell you ever wonder why merchants end up with the mister burns' hairline? Because they live to the east of whatever town they shilled to, so that the sun is behind them on the way to work, and behind them when they come home. Then they end up with that lonely strip of hair on the back of their chromedomes. PRAISE THE SUN YOU QUEERS
