>>7261410OK, I'll use language you can understand.
>A long time ago, lot of people!>People built boats and sail all over.>Some of them take others captive in battle, make them slaves :(>Slaves build the Ruling Class many big pyramids, it's what the Ruling Class wants so slaves have to do it>one day BIG ROCK come from sky and go SMASH into Greenland>big smashy rock makes BIG WAVE and lots of dust >wave causes BIG FLOODS all over the earth, people tell stories about BIG FLOODS for thousands of years after, it was just that BIG! :o>the dust is bad though, blocks sun for years :( >crops fail, lots of people who survived the flood starve and die>time ticks on>>>>anon shitposts about how ALIENS built the pyramids because he's personally too lazy to clean his own room, however could anyone have the time to build anything like a pyramid? 