http://www.pompeiana.org/Resources/Ancient/Graffiti%20from%20Pompeii.htmHere is some ancient Roman graffiti for you all. It sounds terribly contemporary. Even back then, there were shitposters.
>II.7 (gladiator barracks); 8767: Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.>III.5.3 (on the wall in the street); 8898: Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog >V.5 (just outside the Vesuvius gate); 6641: Defecator, may everything turn out okay so that you can leave this place 