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>be me
>19 year old in Burgerland
>don't have a drivers license because no car and I just bike everywhere
>just have a state ID to prove my age and identity
>recently lost it and couldn't find it
>go to local Secretary of State office with birth certificate and other shit to prove that I'm really me
>okay, no problem, they'll get me a new ID for only 10 Freedom Fiat Currency Notes (TM)
>could be up to three weeks before I get it in the mail
>they give me a slip of paper with my name and shit like eye color, height, weight, etc
>tell me that's it's good as an official state ID for 30 days
>had a shitty day at work and tired from standing in secretary of state for two hours with smelly 56% faces
>smoke to deal with stress
>just want a pack of cigarettes
>go into corner store and ask for a pack
>they ask if I have ID
>hand them ID
>"oh no, not this! we can't accept this! it has to be a picture ID"
>nearly had a fucking aneurysm in the store but kept my spaghetti in my pocket and walked out
Why even give me the paper at all? I can't fucking use it for anything. This is the most goddamn retarded thing I have ever dealt with in my entire life. It's as if the boomer fuckheads that control this shit are punishing people for trying to follow the law. No fucking ciggies for three fucking weeks. UN FUCKING ACCEPTABLE! REEEEEEE! REEEEEEE! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
