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>be me
>starving after not eating for 0.000004120412469 microseconds
>enter kitchen
>mummys there
>sit my beautiful at any size body down at the table
>smakc my fork and knife up and down
>i demand tendies
>mummy turns
>>her tiny body is like a fucking twig fuck her unrealistic beauty standards for women and fuck dad for forcing her to starve herself to only 135 pounds
>tells me something about not having enough good girl points for tendies
>i throw my Steven Universe fork and knife at her and remind her that my brother has all the good boy points and this patriarchy is unfair
>i demand to use his good boy points for my tendies because i am oppressed by this unfair system
>the knife missed her but the fork stuck into her leg
>she nods and begins to get my tendies
>i sit satisfied in my victory
>i utter a prayer to feminist ally Marx
>suddenly i see him
>out of the corner of my eye
>the piece if shitrus fruit himself
Ben Shaporange
>he rolls off the counter and toward me
>i peel out of there as fast as my fins allow
>i get whale out of the kitchen, but i must catch my breathe
>he rolls up and rapes me with facts and vitamin C
>ally Marx appears before me to protect me
>im too weak after being raped by the Annoying Ben Shaporange to do anything
>ally Marx brings up the need of the oppressed to rise up and beat the bourgeoisie like BS
>Ben Shaporange looks into his eyes
"hey, hey Marx! knife!"
>ally Marx gets stabbed
"another libtard rekt"
fuck you ben shaporange how do we stop him?
