Quoted By:
''And on the 8th day God took a well earned shit and thus the Turk was made, six legs did form and feelers like pubic hair protruded from its head, God attempted to stamp on the monstrosity but it scurried off into the shadows and there is stayed, only reappearing occasionally to feed on the scraps others leave carelessly lying around, but thankfully they fear the light so Gods greatest mistake is rarely inflicted upon the eyes of his greatest works, I name thee roach God said, and forever more man will view thee as a curse and a pestilence to be eradicated''
From the book of Genesis
