>>5612004blonde-haired blue-eyed chad here
>socks w/ sandalsliterally never, and I wear sandals most days
>black musicnever listen to the nog, always metal or old country
>starbuckson the rare occasion I'm at starbucks I only order black coffee
>facetimedon't have a faggoty iPad so no facetime with my german shepherd
>mmmmmchug most coffees within 10 seconds after it's cooled enough
>study abroadnever been abroad except one day went on a day trip with family just across the mexican border, my young self was amazed at how smelly and deceitful all the beaners were
>shorts in winteryeah, my ancestors lived in the extreme north for centuries. meanwhile all my black coworkers have to bundle up when it's fucking 50F
>bossyou got me there, shit
>hot air balloonsnever been in one but that's funny as fuck
