>>13013336I woke up at like 7pm, my room is a mess, I ignored a call from my mother, and I haven't eaten anything all day because as the saying goes "you are what you eat" and no I'm not saying I'm nothing, I'm saying I've eaten so much freakin salad that I can now use photosynthesis to convert energy into sunlight, however since I am a vampire I cannot go outside or else I will burn to a crisp, so for breakfast I had a few liters of wholesome virgin blood, unfortunately it was *my* blood so it didn't really do sate me. How was your day??
