>>14011870all kidding aside this is the best way to get out of it
they won't administer the vaccine if you're experiencing symptoms so say that you've had an on/off sore throat, fake some coughs, tell them you can't smell anything for the meme, and that you haven't been tested in over a week. as histrionic as your mother will act, the nurse will shut her down and tell her to get you tested.
this will buy you at least 3 days to come up with something better and more long term
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