>>15810500Oh, damn, I forgot. The dish itself is probably a cannibal's dream, but that's not my thing. I'd just try to help with her getting hit by a shrink ray problem. I mean, that has to be what happened, right? The problem is, I doubt you could just put her in your pocket and walk away. Because somebody served that plate, and is expecting you to eat it. Probably kidnapped you and is forcing you to eat her, cause I don't think you'd willingly walk into a shrink-ray cannibal restaurant and order something. So, uh, that's a really sticky situation. I'd be here all day if I went into every scenario, better not do that, so, I guess your best bet is just grabbing her and trying your chance at running. Hopefully you make it out. And find a way to resize her back to her original form. Otherwise you're gonna be taking care of a shrunken down person for the rest of your life. I guess that's okay?
Besides that, god, that plate. I seriously will never understand. Would they spontaneously combust unless they placed a bunch of stupid fucking roses on the plate, alongside whatever the actual food is? I really can't stand it anymore. And they threw in a mint leaf in there too, of course, cause, why wouldn't they.
Plus, I just realized the very worst part. A cake being there is incredibly weird. Assuming that you're a cannibal and ordered this meal, it's pretty much the equivalent of ordering a steak, and being brought a slice of cake along with it. Isn't that, like, absolutely deranged? Why?
