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>be me
>high as balls
>hanging out at 3 AM with bros
>in my sister's room
>sister's keyboard breaks
>she calls apple cuz macbook
>have this fat indian friend with me
>this guy is fucking hilarious
<would make baby noises in math and p.e. in junior high
>also with my long time vietnamese bro and sum ukrainian immigrant
>we're all laughing our asses off, trying not too be too loud
>we quiet down because sister is busy
>indianbro fucking puts finger in belly button voice
>takes it out and smells it
>in the most autistic voice ever, "MY BELLY BUTTON STINKS"
>all four of us crack the fuck up
>sister angry
thank you blessed indian bro, i love you you fat motherfuckert