>>20333502When I was up shit creek no paddle I just up and floated as the smell wafted up my nose, then Satan came, offered me a gas mask and most importantly a paddle.
An apostate so gloriously infernal has been saved? God wouldn’t allow such a thing, his ego is too gigantic. Satan permitted it all, a truly nefarious plan. No deals were made or souls have been sold. It’s alright, come straight to us and him. We are always here.