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Hello, /bant. I've got a delightful little story to share, to ease your saturday a bit.
>be me
>couple of years ago
>21:00 night walk
>walks by the forest
>"should I do it?"
>takes out phone and begins to fap
>feelsgood.gif
>finish on my hands
>awfuck
>smears it on the leaves
>all this fapping made me thirsty
>decides to go buy a soda
>walk into the store and pick a soda
>faggot I hate at the cash register
>oh well
>walks up to him, gives me a dehumanizing stare
>that'll be XXX amount of DKK
>here you go
>he then hands me the soda with a disgusted look on his face
>walk away thinking: "what the fuck's his problem?"
>oh well
>takes gloves off to open it
>wait, what the fuck?
>the bottle is sticky af
>look at my gloves
>jizz stains
>realizing I've just accidently made a guy I hate touch my jizz
>mfw
How should I feel about this?
