>>18311133Corn Girl wipes the slime off her face.
>A MENACE!?>I'M NOT THE ONE DRESSED IN NOTHING MORE THAN STRAPS AND A SHIRT SO THIN IT MAY AS WELL BE TISSUE PAPER!>THIS IS A FAMILY RESTAURANT!>THERE ARE CHILDREN HERE!>The only poison here is the lies and propaganda you've been spreading about corn just to push the rice agenda!>I know you've heard what Stone Cold Steve Austin said->You can talk about the glycaemic index all you want but- >CORN IS AMERICA'S CROP!>NOT ONLY THAT- >CORN IS MESOAMERICA'S CROP!Corn Girl shoots a thumbs up at Raquel.
>Now I don't know what they teach you over in Jay-pan->But last I checked->YOUR RICE GUZZLING NATION WAS THE ONE WHO SURRENDERED TO US BECAUSE YOUR EMPEROR WROTE A CHECK THAT YOU'RE BUTTS COULDN'T CASH!>And ever since then, America has gone on to be stronger than ever and cemented itself as the world's superpower!>And at the risk of sounding like that lunatic Miss Miss USA->Let me wax patriotic for a bit!>World War 2 was just the start->Through all our innovations, inventions, industry, infrastructure, ingenuity and hutzpah->America has become the undeniable LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD and all that was fuelled by CORN! >Meanwhile you guys have done nothing but make vending machines and invent weird cartoons that sickos post about on anonymous image boards!>Shucks, I heard some of those sickos are men roleplaying as anime girls that fight in a fictional wrestling company!>CAN YOU IMAGINE!?Corn Girl tries to stand up but slips on the slime and falls onto Onigiri. She manages to grab a horn.
>You've talk a lot of crap about me and corn->I think it's time to wash your mouth out-Corn Girl pulls out an ear of corn from her pocket.
>WITH CORN!Corn Girl frantically starts trying to shove the ear of corn into Onigiri's mouth with little success.
