>>9088702When I was like 18 ish some dude gave me a syringe full of spores. The law was super laxed at the time, it was essentially legal to buy spores, grow, give away, but not sell, and as long as you were using them for "non-hallucinogenic purposes." So I looked up what was needed to grow them, vermiculite and flour. I had both of those already, So I boiled a shit load of the stuff and dumped it into a ton of jars, injected the spores, and let it sit for like a month. I come back and I got ass loads of mushrooms. I pick the first batch, second, third, and dry them. When I was done I had like half a bath tube of dried mushrooms which I didn't really want after tripping 2 times. So I started trading them to people for pizzas, or w/e. I traded one buddy like 50 g of dried mushrooms for 1 g of pot.
Then I get a call from a friend, hey anon, retard 1 and retard 2 are having a bad reaction to the stuff you gave them. So I head over to check it out. I found both of them doing naked kung fu in the park at 2 pm on a Saturday. I ask my friend how much they ate, and he said those two retards split the entire jar thinking it was equivalent to 1 g of pot.
We head down and try to talk them into coming back inside but then the cops show up. The cops start chasing them and they are doing pretty ninja stuff while kung fu fighting the cops. While the cops are occupied with them we quickly grab their wallets and ids from the cloths and slip off. The cops chase them around the park for like 10 mins before both of them jump in the fucking lake (it was a long but narrow lake) and swim off faster than I thought possible to the other side and take off into the woods. They showed up 8 hours later wearing nothing but a $1 instant rain coat still fucked out of their minds having no idea how they got there or got the rain coat.
