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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY NAME IS BALD GIRL!
And for your viewing pleasure, I have here in my hands the exact thing that little rat will NOT be getting her dirty hands on, MY IRONCLAD CONTRACT!
Forged from the inks of the great P.U.S.S.Y themselves, this contract was made for me and me only! The only reason I’m putting it on the line is to show that not only am I the greatest superstar in the history of this company, but also the most generous one!
Ratasha! Despite your brashness, I will accept your challenge in hopes that SOMEONE in APW wisks you away! Oh, what’s that? Not even they will take you?! Well, then I guess you’ll be forging the cans for food in the streets of Spaghetti Town WHERE YOU BELONG! And if our most gracious auditors have a round two in mind, may I suggest that Garfield be shown the door as well?! And you have the nerve to call ME fat!
Fear not though, my lovely audience, for I’m sure they’ll come to their senses, and remember that BALD. IS. BEAUTIFUL!!!
