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>Normie could you come to my office
>k
>we'd like to talk to you about your recent performance
>ah shit where'd I fuck up this time?
>nowhere
>wut
>you're the image of the perfect agent
>you've never gotten a compliance, sound great on the phone, can close big accounts and you still find time for the 15+ jobs you do
>you spent a month finding a new way to verify employment just to give agents another option
>that exception became the standard
>you had issues with the way we note accounts so you showed us a different way
>now that way is mandatory
>in every way we want every agent to be just like you
>you've changed our department so drastically you might as well be running it
>so we'd like to formally recognize all your contributions
>bigwut.jpg
>if you'll accept we'd like to make you the ACH/Funding training supervisor
>really? Even though I'm wildly inappropriate, flirt with everything that moves and take huge risks with accounts?
>yes
>even though I'm the team renegade?
>yes
>fuck is wrong with you M
>we know you get results
>we want you to give your passion and professionalism to our new agents
>will you accept?
>will it get me off the phone more?
>yes
>will I get more pay?
>no but you can keep any signs your trainees get
>deal
>tfw my life is fucking awesome
