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>be me
>depressed neet
>start thinking about suicide
>decide living by myself while it’s void of responsibilities is slowly whittling down my psyche
>think I should be responsible for at least one other living thing
>go on Craigslist looking for German Shepherd puppy
>find a listing that doesn’t look like a ploy to murder me
>it’s an hour and a half drive away but fuck it
>head out the next day
>show up at wrong house
>nearly shot by 80 yr old decrepit fuck
>doesn’t believe my story for being in the neighborhood
>peel ass back down his driveway
>eventually find house and pick up dog
>Dog is really goofy but crazy smart
>Feel pride when he can climb up stairs or goes outside instead of the house
>go on first walk in years to exercise him(feel slightly better for exercising myself)
>dog loves me unconditionally
>begin to feel less apathetic every day
>also fuck niggers, kikes, and jannies
Take the dog pill anons
