>>16733907He's also like 38, but wearing a goddamned TMNT shirt or something, winter fashion being so elegant and he goes for that in the snow... And he hasn't figured out that goofy smile with an open mouth is a terrible, weak look for a man. And he self-doxes for no reason all over? Looking like that? I think he's not going to make it.
Add "obnoxiously loud laugh and insecure clingy personality" to your landwhale analogy.