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Spike Spiegel is only more attractive than Jet Black if you're homosexual.
Boobs only suit Tifa more than Yuffie if you're homosexual.
Boobs only suit Faye more than Ed if you're homosexual.
Rape correction only doesn't result in insane pregnancy induced boob growth if you're homosexual,
and by that I mean rape correction NOT ONLY corrects the mind of the rapee (she craves manly demons)
BUT ALSO corrects their lame DFC mosquito bites
by inducing irreversible life altering engorgements that only develope more if she tries exercising them off.
I means she runs 20 miles, does thousands of chin ups, thousands of push ups, thousands of sit ups,
thousands of crunches, thousands of squats, thousands of jumping jacks, and thousands of 400lb deadlifts
ALL IN ONE DAY to work off her S cups,
but it only makes them get way more prodigious than they otherwise would have
going up to Z cups when they'd only be T cups if she hadn't done any of that.
There's now escaping Jet now, and he's gonna suck on your boobs,
but why the hell would you want to escape from a MAN who looks as COOL as Jet.
You can thank God for making Jet's semen so magical that it imbues your sissy lesbian ass
with heightened senses enabling you to appreciate Jet's awesome physique.
Another wonderful question is why wouldn't you want to escape from a sissy looking fagboy like Spike?
