>>1220678Nah that's a falsehood, it simply requires correct technique. My last girlfriend was 5'7" and 105lbs. There wasn't much ass there but damn if it wasn't fun to squeeze.
The unsqueezable asses are the ones where you reach behind to grab da booty and wind up pinching skin because the booty is mathematically so similar to a plane over the hand(or ham)-specified radius that I might actually think the flat-earthers have a point