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That's It I'm totally fucking done with women.
Apparently a woman can't handle pelvic augmentations. I was about to pull through with this girl, she asked for a flavored condom, so I went to the vending machine alley and pressed Lemon-Lime flavored condoms, but it gave me Orange. I swear to fucking god the guy who stocks these vending machine is fucking doing it on purpose just because he's a bio-typical scrawny shithead virgin I bet my ass HE DID IT ON PURPOSE, to pull a nice funny prank since he notices me there every week.
Gunther Hermann is usually my fuck puppet, he has a steel reinforced bussy so it's can withstand my augmentations every week. But the one time I'm with this chick the vendor janny decides to pull this prank on me, I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I PRESSED LEMON LIME FLAVOR on the condom machine, I've never felt so fucking betrayed in my life. I brought the orange flavoured condom and came back home wither her without looking. Only until it was 3 AM and martial law including curfew was in place I realized i bought the wrong fucking flavor. After that I decided to hack her account and pull all the credits out of it anyways she was an andronouss escort so it doesn't even matter. Sent her back home in a body bag.
Just another fucking day.
