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"I'LL HAVE A COKE" = "I DON'T GIVE A SHIT" or "ALL'S WELL."
This is the new OK symbol.
DO NOT BUY OR CONSUME COKE PRODUCTS. No change from standing procedure to get fit and stay fit. Coke is goy poison.
The purpose of this is to:
1. Watch Coke try to combat a "hate campaign" where their brand and imagery ARE the campaign.
2. Watch normies get outraged as a phrase they've been saying in person (normies will keep ordering coke cause they go to restaurants) is retroactively made a hate phrase.
SO WHAT DO I DO?
Just keep it in the comments and the memes.
Syrian bombing Yemen? "I'll have a coke"
Some idiot tells you to accept your white privilege? "Guess I'll have a coke"
Some Jogger fights a cop and dies? "Coke, please"
Coke is a good symbol to hijack.
1. Literally founded by a Confederate to treat pain for his wounded vets
2. Looks like a Redpill = racist dogwhistle like the okay symbol
3. Symbol is a POLAR BEAR - vicous white beast from the NORTH struggling against extinction in 21st century
4. Uses imperialism to get coca leaves
5. Uses sugar to make POC fat and docile
6. Old ads have nasty white aesthetics
7. Coke = Can of Klan Energy
8. Literal thinkpieces have been written about this
9. TRUMP DRINKS LIKE 8 A DAY
"I'll have a coke" = "I don't give a shit." Google the old joke about the Genie to understand where this comes from. It doesn't matter if Reddit etc know it came from here. It's not meant to deceive. It's meant to drag the normies and the corporations into this hellscape.
Let's watch a corporation fight a cult for the soul of it's branding for the rest of the summer.
WHAT CAN I DO?
IN BRIEF - Just MemeWar it. "I'll have a coke" is the new "all's well" or "I don't give a shit."
Hear a jogger dies? "I'll have a coke."
Don't give a shit. Get that ball rolling, the rest will take care of itself.
#CancelCoke
#CanOfKlanEnergy
