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>Not a "be me" faggots, that's /b/ shit.
I went to Germany some months ago and I was living in a small apartment with...a roomate.
As if it was not bad enough the fact that the fucking bathroom was two steps away from the living-dining room, I just found this fucking monstruosity of toilet.
There were no windows either, just a tiny vent hole.
Fuck my life!
I had to buy an "Air freshener", a Glade spray to use it for the very first time in my life after leaving a turd.
My roomate never used it. Imagine to brush your fucking teeth with the shit smell all over your nose when you enter the bathroom and act polite all the time. Or worse, he kept the door open after having a shit.
Then, one day, I left the smallest "waterpencil stroke" just a very small stain of shit I didn't noticed because I am not a nigger and I flush the toilet with the lid down.
Guess what? This kraut motherfucker made a drama and told me to use the toilet brush after every turd.
FUCK THIS LITERAL SHIT!
I missed my bathroom with a huge window and water in the bottom so it never stinks.
