>>1292148it's kind of a two parter, which may go against the question but bare with me please. i would eliminate all taxes, then establish but one tax, the burger tax. 1% of your annual income will go towards the distribution of a daily hamburger to those who would otherwise be unable to obtain them theirselves. i shed a single tear (100% grease) every time i think that a child somewhere in the greatest country in the world must go hungry, with no burger to fill their stomach. absolutely heartbreaking, if my heart wasn't already broken from my six forms of heart disease, which are in no way related to the burgers. dog bless this mess