>>18923004"Under Audit" Battle Royal:
>"Up next, the battle royal. Hoo boy, how can you pick a winner here? Do we even know all eight competitors? What does anyone REALLY know about this Dia Mond? What makes Kuno Noire II any different from Kuno Noire I or Kuno Noire III? Why exactly is Red raging THIS time? I have no idea what to say here. I can tell you a few people who AREN'T gonna win it, but this is a needle in a haystack. I'll just say this: depending on who the mystery entrant is, TRIN-NITY is the biggest competitor in the match. I don't even know if any of the others can get her up over the top rope! This'll be complete chaos, and someone's coming away with a big prize! I'm picking TRIN-NITY, and let's move on."Colby's pick: TRIN-NITY
No Holds Barred Match:
Neith vs. Ciel du Grenouille
>"Then we've got Neith vs. Ciel du Grenouille in a No Holds Barred Match. Now, the thing is, the person who won the original three-way match, Surfer Girl, isn't even on the card tonight!? Who booked this crap? Look, Ciel du Grenouille's got attitude, she's got flair, and even if she took the pin from Surfer Girl, she doesn't walk around with a trail of curly hairs going all the way up to her belly-button either unlike the Jen Eddie of the Pride. As long as she doesn't extend #KickTheRich to mean Priscilla Divine, who's a very generous woman and a kind-hearted philanthropist who DOES NOT deserve to be kicked, I like this Ciel du Grenouille. I think she takes this one."Colby's pick: Ciel du Grenouille
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