>>10205147>a few years ago I was younger and dumber>got a girl I was dating "pregnant"and was too dumb to ask to see a test>Spent more money getting a bigger house, a bigger car, and preparing to be a father in the 3 months before i realised she was chatting shit and wasn't actually pregnant than I'd spent on myself in 3+ years priorTrust mate, a whore would have been better for my wallet.