I sure am hungry...
>>11759504She doesn't? I could have sworn I saw one once, but it might have been made by the owner. It didn't look very good. But like you said, you could try to make one yourself. Do you have printing shops where you can pay to have custom T-shirts made and whatnot? You could buy a blank cover and have them print the pictures of your choice on it. But where would you hide it?
Anyway, you should weigh your options carefully. One of those might prove to be easier to explain to the feds...
>a house at the end of the village that I avoid because the smells from there don't quite please me abd their dog technically bit my niece so whateverYour niece as in that little girl you mentioned before? What was she doing at a crack house in the first place? Anyway, if you want to buy goods of the other kind it might be a better idea to go to town.
>a moment of desperstion and depravity to nut into something other than your hand when you're too poor for a tenga or a fleshlightAnd yet wet dreams are free and they feel real in the moment too... They are starting to become less frequent, which is worrying. At least I can still get the same "model" to show up in them.
>I realised I preffer to jizz on sight of recohnisable charactersI'm no expert on this topic but doesn't doing it to a character that you know and like create a bond of sorts?
Also, this is only somewhat related I suppose but didn't you say that Serika was your waifu once? Well, in what sense? Do you just find her cute or is it more than that?
>a need to relax a lady's anus and thus defile it to the point she could no longer call herself a lady and proceed to squirm in her chair for the following few daysI would be reluctant to do that, considering what the hole's main function is... Also, well... How would you even fit something in such a small hole?
>>worth buyingAlways remember, a pirate is free.
>>11759566Oh, this one's even better!
