>>10851329modern problems require modern solutions, sure there are drugs of carminative effect such as mint, wormwood basil, anise (not star anise) sage etc... though they would've been useful before your flatulence began
>>10851352you got one of them sounding rods? I was considering buying them but I have worries that brass or nickel alloy would irritate my urethra, frankly the glass rod I tried to stick in was too wide but anything thinner (like a toothpick) would surely snap... for peculiar reasons not mentioned here
