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I am still in disbelief but this literally just happens a minute ago...
> be me
> be pooping
> finish pooping, wipe ass etc
> open door and dog is waiting outside the door.
> wtf does dog like to listen to the grunting and pushing or does dog want to use the toilet next?
>whateverman.jpg
>make my way past dog but dog is making its way into the toilet
>rofl is dog going to take a shit as well? nope dog starts to drink water
gagging.exe
>continue to walk away
>dog stops drinking to roll up on me and push its way through my legs and continue walking, looking back at me.
>ill fix your wagon dog, ill close the toilet seat.
>start walking back and as I am getting close to the toilet
> SLIP ASS UP ON TOILET WATER THE DOG LEFT OUTSIDE THE TOILET AREA ON THE TILES
> in pain but laugh
> DOG fucking sneaks up on me as I am laying on the ground and licks me on the lips with its fucking toilet water tongue after I shat
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