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American culture is centered around buck breaking. They have statues for buck breakers. They shot hundreds of thousands of white loads to break bucks. They listen to breaking music. They elect a broken buck as their president. They dress and act like buck breakers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from buck breaking. They post sassy copypasta about buck breaking. They watch breakdancers in worship of buck breaking. Their biggest event of the year involves a pride parade in honor of bucks being broken. They use breaking slang like "cracker" and "peckerwood". When you say "Can you break a buck?" they're not thinking of making change. They're thinking of the act of buck breaking. Their cities are completely overrun with broken bucks. They worship their BREAKbot police force disproportionately filled with buck breakers and their global force of bucks filled with white penis. Their men sit around watching a buck get broken while their women sit around watching broken buck talk shows. They worship broken bucks like Prince and Billy Porter and Michael Jackson and the peculiar Eddie Murphy while cheering Chuck who actually broke their bucks before Sneed took over. Their movies are filled with broken bucks and their music charts are topped by the sounds of bucks being broken. They send bucks to the Buck Breaking Olympics and celebrate when the bucks break because those bucks are true broken american bucks. They watch buck breaking porn to a point where "Buckhead" does not make them think of a district in Atlanta but about bucks performing oral sex instead. They will tell you how much they hate buck breaking and how it’s totally queer and they are just pretending to love buck breaking but the evidence speaks for itself in that America has always been and will be a nation of peculiar bucks.
