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Last time I went to a party was when I was an autistic skeleton in high school. Now I'm an autistic /fit/izen who doesnt drink alcohol except for 100ml of red wine every other day for health reasons.
I found out that I can cope with my autism by pretending to be a foreigner and speaking with a heavy accent. This makes girls think I'm the mysterious foreign guy instead of a sperg when I can't speak properly.
Depending on my current tan level, I alternate between a slav and a latino of some kind. I never tell them the specific country because one time I told a girl I was Russian then she started to speak to me in Russian and I had to evacuate the area.
But its a pretty good tactic to use, with a full sex success rate of 53%, and only a complete rejection failure rate of 7%. The remaining percentage of 40% is lesser victories, ranging from ending in a kiss to a blowjob.
It also helps that I'm also tall and handsome I suppose.
