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here's another message from our buddies at /s4s/
*examines your mouth and throat with a tongue depressor*
*tests your blood pressure*
*inspects the insides of your ears with an otoscope*
*proceeds to check your heartbeat*
*opens up your eyes and checks to see if your eyes are in good condition*
*lifts up your shirt, places my hand on your abdomen, and checks your breathing*
I have bad news (maybe not so bad really, but it can be bad in certain situations). It looks like you have contracted the GAY! While having the GAY is not necessarily a bad thing, others may dismiss this notion and are quick to judge, humiliate, or hurt you, verbally or physically, sometimes even a mix of both, if your innermost GAY desires are expressed openly in their presence. You don't always have to hide your closeted gayness though! Be mindful of the people you are around and you can express your GAYNESS all you want without fear of being judged! With a great degree of tact, you can certainly get very far even while having the GAY! I believe in you!
