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>Woke up for work
>Excited for the day to begin
>Have horrible rumbling in my tummy
>Massive gloppy, stream of chunky shit glorps out of my asshole for a good twenty minutes, shirt comes off, heavy breathing etc
>Long wipe too
>Late for work because I had to shit so long
>Take the whole morning off, fuck it
Now that's shitposting
