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>be Croatian
>wake up to bombs falling around my house
>take my kalashnikov and shoot the first Serb I see
>turn on my 15 year old pc and continue my 3 year long youtube comment argument with a Serb
>go to the beach and convince American tourists the stones in my pocked were made in the 11th century during Game of Thrones and sell them for 20€ each
>go home to eat lunch
>eat sarma while shouting at my 360p skyworth television from 2002 because Hajduk lost again
>collect my veteran paycheck because i got hit by a car with Serbian license plates during the war
>go out with my friends and drink until i pass out in a boat
>end up drowning because I drank 5 litres of rakija
>at least I'm not Serbian
