>>11080508You forgot the:
>Sell everything you have and give it away!Part.
The comedy on this one is priceless pastor be like:
>WHATS THIS JESUS SAYS to sell everything I own ?>Let me quote some OT and how many sheep 1 bible figure has, now let me calculate the modern price of his property!>Checkmate!>Ignore the fact that I'm using unbelievable wankery to arrive at this.>Also ignore me using the OT to overwrite jesus himself.>What obey the dietary laws of the OT? NO! Pfff. That's the old law silly.You can make the bible say anything you want. If you use the standards of interpretation Christians use.
Want me to force a doctrine that everyone needs to be in diapers and behave like a baby?
Matthew 18:3
> And he said: “Truly I tell you, unless you change and become like little children, you will never enter the kingdom of heaven.Boom we all must be adult babies! Jesus says so!
This is exactly how Christians operate to prove things like hell etc. The bible has no message or anything especially in the NT. There is no way for me to twist the OT laws about eating forbidden animals however the NT is literally meaningless garbage that only has "jesus is lord" in it and you can attach anything you want to the dogma.
I'm on the roll! Demand for me to bible prove any degeneracy as dogma. I want to be challenged.