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>be american student
>go to mandatory holocaust class if you skip it even once you get sentenced to hard labour for 1 year
>your trans-dad calls you
>"son i did it again, imma need you to pick me up i did the shart in the mart"
>take your transparent backpack and go through the school metaldetectors
>get stopped because you don't have your mandatory anti-school shooter rocks with you
>the school shooter walks in before you have a chance to pick up the rocks
>get shot
>wake up in hospital
>your family is now in 300.000$ debt for treating your wounds
>police is there and asks you for your story of what happened
>start explaining the story
>forgot to wait for the officer to say simon says
>get shot
>your death gets used in the anti-fun agenda
