>>610189Because it's a kikewood TV show, and instead of telling his true story they kike. Okay then
>Be the @realRagnarLodbrokk>Get name for killing an escaped "extreme strange big venom spitting snake in Agder(Likely a cobra, they imported this stuffs and there where Indians in nearby Tönsberg)Name means sorta raincoat, as that was what it was, he took a clothing and boiled in this tar like stuff to make it water proof then killed the snake, hence the name
>Anyways he was King of Denmark, southern part of today's Sw*den all up the coast and a chunk of southern Norway>Getting old, wants to make a name for him self, to get an ettermæle and be remembered>Tricks sons awayGrabs 240 men and two dragons claims
>To take all of England with the entire Danish army, would not be remembered, and old lady could do that. >But to take my self, two hundred(240) men and two dragons, then take it, this will be remembered. Madman almost makes it, gets caught in the end
>Tortutreddoesn't say shit
>Tortured morespit
>Toss him in the pit boys this one is hopeless tooWith all his might he had left he yelled, as he let out
>THE PIGS WOULD SQUEAL IF THEY KNEW WHO THE OLD ONE WASohh shit goyims, this wasn't fucking wikængz, this was fucking Ragnar!
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Then it involves where shakespear got his name from likely, as he copied hamlet from King Amlet I assume so. Ivar the boneless stood for the negotiations for the anglo peasant King to live or not, it ending up with him kiking him entire London
>All I want from you King to spare your life(grid), is a piece anywhere I chose in your Kingdom I please, which only an oxhide could cover, I will spare you for our father.>Now fucking stick to the story, I had hopes I must admit, the entire script is there in binds. 