>>13384717There is also this beyond WTF moment in the bible that I don't think anyone knows what is going on.
Luke 8.
>As Jesus was on his way, the crowds almost crushed him. 43 And a woman was there who had been subject to bleeding for twelve years,[c] but no one could heal her. 44 She came up behind him and touched the edge of his cloak, and immediately her bleeding stopped.>45 “Who touched me?” Jesus asked.>When they all denied it, Peter said, “Master, the people are crowding and pressing against you.”>46 But Jesus said, “Someone touched me; I know that power has gone out from me.”>47 Then the woman, seeing that she could not go unnoticed, came trembling and fell at his feet. In the presence of all the people, she told why she had touched him and how she had been instantly healed. 48 Then he said to her, “Daughter, your faith has healed you. Go in peace.”WTF does it mean that "hat power has gone out from me.”
WTF ! WTF is this cosmology here? Is jesus like a leaking bottle filled with healing juice and people poking him makes it get out? WTF is this "power" ?
How does this retarded thing even work ?!
What are the mechanics of this jesus character ?!
Apparently you don't need to ask jesus simply poke the bottle jesus to get some of his healing juice out of him.
And jesus can not prevent this.
LIKE WTF !
