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Man I have a story from last saturday
>be me
>it's my bday
>m8 takes me to rando clubs and eventually get to irish pub
>start talking about heavy shit (life, death - shit like that)
>drunk woman sits at our booth
> can't keep up with our convo
>m8 say it's m8 bday
>she immediately say that she taking me home
>no way, fag activated
>"nah, not interested"
>what? WHY?
>because I came her to drink and play pool/snooker, not bang fat chicks.
>come on man, let go and play pool
>WHY WON'T YOU HAVE SEX WITH ME? I'LL COME TO YOUR PLACE! YOU CAN COME TO MINE! HELL, WE'LL GO TO THE BATHROOM!
>nah, I'm good.
>proceed to have a blast playing pool drinking more and more beer with some black fellas from papua new guinea.
>the fatty keeps looking at me licking her lips.
>ignore her and keep having fun.
I had a great birthday watching some fatty seethe.
