>>1465844Shouldn't we get a prophet for this "religion"? I was thinking of someone like Big Red (any popular shithead SJW works) but there are 2 possible outcomes
1. If we choose one of the bigger SJWs as prophets, then we could risk this seeming like a big joke
2. The dumbasses buy it and if this actually grows then the actual "prophet" might join in on the action for attention. afterwards the shit train goes smoothly from there
Just some ideas, anyone have a better plan than my shitty rambling? :^]