>>21733202Mormon shit. In order to fix the problems with Joseph Smith's biblical fan-fic, in particular the absence of horses in the new world, Mormons actually believe native Americans rode giant Tapirs into battle.
Tapirs are such gentle animals they get scared by stuff like the wind blowing too loudly. If Battle Tapirs once charged across the American plains they no longer do so today.
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