>>19471714>hypergamy and smartphonesthe smartphones are the worst part.
I want you to take a little trip into the realm of imagination with me, won't you?
Our story begins, as most do, with a man and a woman, they have just met, there seems to be chemistry, they are both cis-gendered heterosexual whites. they begin dating, and all of a sudden, the AI controlling google or whatever, decides to send "relationship quizzes" to the female. "Rate your compatibility!" it says, excitedly, with horoscope symbols in the background, perfectly designed to entice the females attention.
"What could it hurt" she thought, anticipating a result of a good match for her new boyfriend.
the test, on the other hand, is deliberately designed to give the worst possible outcome for that particular match, she sighs, somewhat dejected.
a few moments later, an advertisement plays on her television. it shows a couple, with the man looking suspiciously like the womans new boyfriend. the commercial shows him behaving like an asshole, cheating, being abusive, and then the frame focuses on the mans face "Don't let this be your boyfriend, try tide ultraclean(tm) instead!"
this goes on and on and on, eventually the women just loses it, and breaks up with her new boyfriend over a particularly incoherent rambling text.
he is utterly stunned, he doesn't know what he did wrong, so he asks her in a text.
Before she can read the text, another advertisement comes up on her TV, "Men" a group of women laughing while eating salad say, "Men just don't understand and never will, it's useless to try to explain it to them because they are just dumb and don't understand signals!"
the woman sobs lightly, and blocks his number.
-The End.
