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>picks up phone
Erm, who is this?
>chatter from based individual on the other end of the line
Why yes, I DO love Touhou Koumakyou!
>voice from other end of line begins to sound clearer “Yeah, you won’t believe it! She turned herself INTO A BAT!” sips iced tea from whiskey glass but anyhow, What if, and make sure you’re sitting down for this, what if Reimu alcohol? AND, she friend with Scarlet Devil Xir?! UH YEAH, BAM!”
>hangs up Flandre themed phone
God, that epic joke has made me thirsty for some delicious Reddit Karma™!
>opens reddit
>sees drunk Reimu befriending vampire xer while epically bro fisting
Me: “ah, finally! Some good fucking food!” (Quoting the most epic meme I can remember at the time).
>clicks upvote
Oh. My. God. That was... E P I C ! ! ! !