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>BA BA DA DA!!!
>BA BA DA DA!!!
>MUSA NAYSH!!!
>IT'S BEEN SOME TIME SINCE WE LAST SPOKE-
>AND THIS IS GONNA SOUND LIKE A BAD JOKE-
>BUT MAMA I FELL IN LOVE AGAIN!!!
>IT'S SAFE TO SAY I HAVE A NEW I HAVE A NEW OPPONENT!!!
>JEFFERSON THE YOUNGER!!!
>POSSESSING ALL THE BEAUTY BUT NONE OF THE BRAINS OF HER TREASONOUS SISTER!!!
>TRAINED BY NONE OTHER THAN MIXED MARTIAL ARTS EXTRAORDINAIRE; BROOKE PHILLIPS!!!
>AND QUITE THE JOB SHE'S DONE!!!
>YOU PROBABLY WOULD'VE LEARNED MORE ABOUT COMBAT FROM THE DIPPIN' DOTS® RIGHT NEXT TO HER "DOJO"!!!
>HELL, YOU PROBABLY LEARNED MORE ABOUT WRESTLING BY PLAYING GRABASS WITH YOUR FIEREY LITTLE HOSPITAL HERMIT!!!
>IF YOU WANT, I CAN MAKE THE EVENT EVEN MORE ROMANTIC BY HAVING YOU STAY IN THE WING THEY NAMED AFTER HER!!!
>BUT WHO AM I TO QUESTION THE GREAT CHICAGO BROOKE'S METHODS!!!???
>I MEAN; HER LESSONS WEREN'T IN VAIN-
>BECAUSE ABOVE ALL ELSE YOU'VE PICKED UP A THING OR TWO FROM THAT PATHETIC PUNK!!!
>LIKE YOUR DELUSIONS OF GRANDEUR AND INFLATED EGO!!!
>JUST HOPE YOU DIDN'T PICK UP HER FRAGILITY AND UNATHELTICNESS TOO!!!
>BECAUSE WHEN THAT BELL RINGS AND YOU SHARE THE SPACE WITH THE UNDISPUTED FACE AND THE ABSOLUTE ACE OF THE AMERICAN RACE-
>YOUR LITTLE STRIP MALL SESSIONS WILL FEEL LIKE A LIFETIME AGO AND YOU'LL WISH THAT YOU WENT INTO A COLD STONE® INSTEAD OF THAT DOJO WHILE THIS STONE COLD SIREN STOMPS A MUDHOLE INTO YOUR CHEST!!!
>YOU SEEM LIKE A NICE KID, MISS CARMODY SO BEST HEED MY WARNING WHEN I SAY-
>IF I HAD TO CHOOSE BEATING YOU INTO A PULP OR THE SUN-
>I'D BE ONE NOCTURNAL SON OF A GUN!!!
>SO TAKE A LOOK AT YOUR GIRLFRIEND-
>BECAUSE SHE MAY BE THE ONLY ONE YOU EVER GET!!!
>AND I KNOW IT SOUNDS SO OLD-
>BUT COME CUPID'S CHOKE HOLD-
>IM AFRAID YOU MIGHT GIVE IN!!!
>HAVE THAT TOWEL ON THE MAT 'CAUSE YOUR WHITE FLAG IS GONNA BE WAVIN'!!!
>GOD BLESS AMERICA!!!
>GOD BLESS MISS USA!!!
