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Protip to the boys:
Don't say any variation of "you're attractive" to a girl until you are in a relationship. Most average women and higher get told they are attractive a dozen times a day every day from the age of 10 onward, if you say this to them as your cold open you are overtly signalling that you are too stupid to come up with anything other than the literal most obvious and basic compliment possible. Also keep it short and to the point, be clever or funny, never simpy.
