>>4927581/POL/'S LIST OF ACCEPTABLE ALCOHOLS. DO NOT STRAY:
>red wine >white wine >whiskey >bourbon>scotch>ginThat's literally it. Beer is for man-titted söyböys, rum is for pirates and Mexicans. Tequila is for Mexicans and donkeys. Vodka is for girls and Russians.
Acceptable cocktails:
>whiskey/scotch/bourbon on the rocks >whiskey ginger ale (at weddings only) >gin on the rocks (with lemon) >gin and tonic>manhatten, classic gin martini, rob Roy>old fashioned>Tom Collins >gin Gimlet>whiskey neat >gin neat t. Professional bartender for senators as a side gig